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  August 26, 2026 Canada's biggest banks are in the middle of reporting Q3 2026 results, and so far the headline numbers look strong. BMO and Scotiabank both beat analyst estimates this week, and National Bank of Canada reported this morning. RBC, TD, and CIBC follow Thursday, closing out the sector's earnings season. But the number that actually matters to most Canadians isn't profit — it's what the banks are setting aside for loans that might go bad, and what they're saying about who's struggling to keep up. That's where the picture gets more interesting than the headlines suggest. The headline numbers BMO kicked off the week with adjusted profit up 22% year-over-year and return on equity climbing to 14%, with the bank reiterating its target of 15% ROE by the end of fiscal 2027. Scotiabank posted what CEO Scott Thomson called a record quarter: net income of $3 billion, up 21% year-over-year, with adjusted ROE hitting 14.2% — clearing the bank's own med...

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Escaped Monkeys from South Carolina Lab Embark on Unexpected Adventure

 

 In an unexpected turn of events, 43 rhesus macaques have escaped from the Alpha Genesis research facility in Yemassee, South Carolina. The monkeys, bred for medical research, made their break for freedom after an employee failed to fully secure a door during routine feeding and checks.

The monkeys have been spotted in the woods near the facility, and efforts are underway to recapture them using food as bait. Alpha Genesis CEO Greg Westergaard remains optimistic about their safe return, stating, "I think they are having an adventure".

Authorities have assured the public that the monkeys pose no health risk, as they are pathogen-free and harmless. However, residents are advised to keep their distance and report any sightings to local authorities to avoid making the monkeys more skittish and harder to capture.

The monkeys, all female and weighing about 7 pounds each, have been seen exploring the outer fence of the compound and interacting playfully with the monkeys still inside. Police and facility workers are closely monitoring the situation to ensure a safe and swift resolution.

Eve Cooper, a biology professor at the University of Colorado Boulder, cautions that while the monkeys are generally harmless, they can become aggressive if frightened. She advises the public to maintain a safe distance and allow professionals to handle the recapture efforts.

As the search continues, the community remains hopeful for the safe return of these adventurous primates.


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